Cat Or Dog

 Subject: Re: Cat or Dog.... 
From: Donald Welsh 
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d

In article Justin L Croonenberghs wrote:
>
> I was thinking of getting a pet, and I am stuck between cat or dog.
> While a dog is loyal, obedient and intelligent, a cat is spiteful,
> willful, hates you, and doesn't seem to understand when you point
> at a bowl of food.
> 
> But then, I like pain. What should I do?
>
Get a cat, and bathe it frequently.